Friday, April 29, 2011

Royal Weddings Need More Meth...

So the Royal Wedding is finally over, with over a million people spending hours, if not days, huddled outside, waiting for something to happen.  In real life those people are called: "homeless meth addicts."  But in England, they are "spectators." 

I was thinking if I had meth, I'd have made a fortune out there.  Or a hot dog cart.  Either way, it was a bunch of processed chemicals to shove in the arteries.

I need a hot meth dog cart.  I'm totally calling it that, too.